Teknitian cat
Teknitian cat just voided your waranty.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Fiksis ur IT problims
o yeth, um, I see teh problim… wuz PEBCAK…..
Problim exizt batween cowch an’ Kitteh.
Pwobim defnitly egsists in kitteh.
Con cat shoe laces AGAIN, annipus, Kween ub da Nawt Sekund! Drinksies? Dancies?
Thx agane! Neerlee tiem fur my evenin meel, soe Ai fink an apper.. apert small sherree wud fill teh bill.
Short Circat… you has one
Wurks at Short Circat City.
Circuit Kitty
don’t void on my warranty - use the litterbox !!!
ohai LM, wen yew maik awl teh smiley faces like dat, yer name& date an faces luks laik a widdel twain or a woller skait……… ai noticed dat yestiddais tew
S’funnee
:lol:
chew chew!!!
yor right, it duz! nebber noticd taht before.
:D
hao cuddit void warranty? I no voided in it. haz no sand!
never trust a tech in furmal wear
lol !!
Kawt wed handed… wed pawded?
Teh paws awl luk wite 2 me ;?
Grrrr dat shud haz been
not ;?
Hai annipuss. Cud yoo tell mee hao yoo maek that sylee face - an teh wun wif the rollee ieesz? SUMwhere ai hav thoz ritten down. But where??? LOL!
luks laik
semicolon & qweschun mark ;?
and rollee eyes iz : roll : wifout spayces
Thx jamamakitty, Ai had 2 goe an doo sum pleh howswurk
ai unnerstands!! ai goes out an pulls a few weeds, den cums in an cools off… but ai am not cumplaneing………nawt after all the gloom we had dis spring!! dots about it.. ;?
Semi colon an kwetchun mark don wurk - it’s colon an ?
yebbut…….. teh semi colon an teh qweschun mark luks laik sumwun winkin an has teh nose……….. ai like itz
It duznt maek into a smilie tho!
butt eet lux fun ;?) mex it sillyur.
eye juss trnd awf mai pewtur -
sew eye cud git awl the kitteh furr owt ofv teh fans!!!
neidz teh speshul kitteh furr hoobur - myt mek teh masheen werk beddur???
yesh, it needed teh silly mouf, fanks
O hai JCH4K, iffn u goe 2 teh WP site an clikk on FAQ, der is a list uv awl teh smilies an haow 2 maek dem - Ai gotted it printid owt fur eezee refrins!
try h t t p : / / codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies#What_Text_Do_I_Type_to_Make_Smileys.3F
But it b gibbing mii deh razzenfrantzez rite now.
I hab herd ov tech kitteh wet behine teh ears,
but nawt wet behine teh paws.
Kittehs r so complimakated.
Tekknishhun Kitteh
no canz fikkz Campewturr. Juss
lubbbz beeg noo bawkz ubz
nommee Pisskettee! Lawtz
diffrurnt syzez 2 chooz frum.
Kitteh lykez t3h wyde
flatz kynd. Eksellent
4 flawsseeng between lawnng shawrrp
Kitteh Insyzurrz
Jack.
Az awl wayz, Jack - weew\z lub ur Hai koo! U see suches diff rint ass pecks frum teh rest ub us! Ai gibs Manfred, Ayla & Michio (if ai kin catch hims) chin rubs frum u!
Yep. Derz a clause bout puddin claws in teh wires.
puddin clawz? I neber had dat flavur uv puddin b4. I fink it mite b kinda sharp.
yes, is flabor dat start soft and den slapz you for teh finnish. or swedish
Wid flamin brandeh? Jings!
R puddin claws teh opposit ov al dente claws?
LOL!! Shurlee - yoo ar rite! Romeow - ai just LUV teh way yur mynd werks!
Kitteh haz fownd teh bug in yer system, an it luks like it haz a flavr.
I haz a sad. Tuxedo kitteh l00kz laike owr missin Gizmo…. *sob* Hope teh computeh iz turnded orf, kitteh!
Ai hoep Gizmo cums hoem soon, saef an sownd.
Teh MM famblee sayin speshul kitteh prayers fur u n Gizmo!
Ai’m hoepyng adn prayeing taht hims iys saife;
(Wil saiy a prayure tuu St. Francis, patron saint ov aminules, foar Gizmo!!!♥♥♥♥♥ )
I sowy poohbear3931.
Doan gib up hope. Yeers ago, mah Willow kitteh waz gone fur 20 days. I had hundreds ov flyers up and checked teh shelters ebery day.
One day, she juss came home! I had her for 21 yeers!
I’ll keep gud fots fur Gizmo.
Oh poohbear3931. Ai too hoep Gizmo comes hoam soon. Hao long haz he bin goan???
Such a stunning fayce!
An mai Mitzi kitteh wuz wuns gone fur moar than 10 days! In the middul ov Februaree in jermanee - wifaut a winter coat! An wehn ai found her, she wuz verree skinnee - an veree preggers!
An SHE lived to bee 21 az well.
YAY for 21 year old kittehs!!! ai can haz mamakitty for free moor years???
Ceiling Cat willing!
I juss lub dat I hab 21 yeers ov memrees wif Willow, and 20 wif Scarlet.
*sigh*
I didz it! I habs a bloo naem!
And, it didn’t taek hours fur WP to get it there!
hurray 4 teh bloooo nayme!!! gud pikshurs tew!!!
Romeow, yoo has beeyooteeful kittehs…R teh wite kittehs has manx? Adn WUT is dat rowdent kreechur in mittel ob sekond roe?
Dat’s mah lubbird visiting mah chinchilla (RIP). They reely lieked eech other.
Wen I got mah La Luz (in mah avatar), she lieked teh chinchilla, too. It wud hab bean interesting to see hao teh relashuship developed.
Fank Yoo, Romeow! Nyce furree babbehs.
Wite kittehs bees jes gourgeeuus!!! Jes liek inna Shebah koummershul!!!
ohai ckk, wit teh abatar dat maiks me smilol!!! ai jus sended yew a request tew be mai frind……….. now dat lcb taughted me how to find folkses!!!
Tahnx, jamama; Ai hasta figgure aowt haow tuu duu tihs;
nawt shure haow the frend fing wurkes;
Fanks, dey r mah liddle Manx butt butts. Odd eyes (avatar) iz La Luz, and bloo eyes iz TJ (El Tigre Jefe).
Parently, WP eated mah comment to fishunkitteh. I’ll wate to see if it shows up.
Wite kittehs be teh lubbly but mai hart belongs to teh stripehbehbeh!
We call our stripehbebeh a chin-cheetah cuz she’s az sawft as a chinchilla but az fast as a cheetah.
Her reel name is Mitts, cuz she habs seben toes on her front feets.
ai tinks aim bloo, two
U is! But itz teh happy kine of bloo!
aiz vewy happytail rite now.
*dans, dans, dans, spin, spin…oops da chair amost borkded…spin, spin da odder way… dans, dans, dans.
yippeeee, yew iz a quik studeeeeeeee, lub yew cyoot abatar!!