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loooooooooooooooooooooooool
advice win
Don’t try to fix something that’s not broken.
But if it is broken read some instructions or something.
If it is broken get some Viagra.
Or a pro surgeon/
As opposed to an amateur surgeon?
Yeah, they come from Mexico’s underground.
Gee, Viagra’s so expensive. Maybe I can just reinforce it from the inside or something. But, hmmm… what can I stick into my peehole that’s small enough to fit, but will be strong? Hey! How about a precision screwdriver!
That’s the thought process that caused that warning, I’m sure.
Darwin would be pissed that they didn’t let these people destroy their penises.
That is disturbingly believable.
seconded
and an amen.
Indeed, people who are that stupid should not be protected against themselves.
“NO BILLY DON’T, THE PACKAGE SAYS NOT TO!!!”
Yay!
Nay!
Yarp!
Plarp!
Narp!
Swarp
…Narp?
Darp!
coach z!
Homestar Win.
You know that some idiot had to have done this and sued them in order for that warning to be printed …
… either that or its a photoshop… Regardless, its still funny
epic BeingWrongFail (I agree completely)
Just like on the Simpsons!
“Springfield has come down with a fever. Football
fever, brought on by the biggest game of the year: the Pigskin
Classic between the Shelbyville Sharks and our own Springfield
Atoms. If you have the fever, there’s only one cure; take two
tickets and see the game Sunday morning.
Man: Warning: tickets should not be taken internally.
Homer: See? Because of me, now they have a warning.”
Yeah, the Darwin Awards(I think that’s where I read it) has a whole section on
people who insert things into other things and castrate themselves.
Or they do something really stupid to get killed.
Nah, not photoshopped. I also own a package like this.
A package with screwdrivers in it?
It is photoshopped. look at the line, it’s slanted and thicker font.
YAY!!!
*Does it*
In what country is this a problem?!
Poland
mwahaha
Woman fail!
Hate to use the word “photo shopped”, however: the line “not to be inserted into penis” is not parallel with the first line. Also this line seems jammed against the circle with illustration. The circle would be spatially balanced if second line were removed. Diagonal line and penis were probably added. Excellent imagination though.
The fonts don’t match either. First line is in Helvetica, and the second line is in Arial.
Typography FAIL.
Avatar fail.
Agreed
LOL!
Wow. Impressive. Font-Nerd Win!
Can’t we just enjoy a funny pic?
I don’t care if you’re right or not, but come on it was funny.
Why ruin it? :]
Ok, it was funny. I hereby take back my comment, challenging the reality of this package. I sincerely apologize for screwing this funny image up for you. Hope I didn’t mess your day up too bad.
To prove to myself that I am sincere in my apology, I am going to produce some warning labels for all my tools. Some for my hammers: “Warning! Do not smash pecker with this tool.” One for my table saw: “Warning! Do not lower your junk onto spinning blade.” Nail guns: “Warning! Do not fire nails into Frank.” (Sorry, that’s what my lady calls him.) I’ll need a lot of labels.
hahahah…thanks
sarcasm WIN.
“Warning! Do not smash pecker with this tool.”
Bwahaha! May I suggest not smashing your tool with that tool, though?
hmm, weener don’t you find it a little disturbing that your women calls your
package frank?!!?
i mean, that might be her exe’s name O_O
realtionship FAIL!
Username fail….. or “ween”.
That was better than the original picture!
I always wondered why everyone here insists on going “oh, it can’t be funny if it’s shopped”
because it cant
I want authentic FAILs, not 14-year-olds perverting pictures of product packaging into penis/pussy… umm… pranks!
The thing is, while the pic is funny, it isn’t actually a fail. I mean… I guess it’s _implied_ or indirect fail since it would mean some idiot actually did this at some point. But there’s no fail IN the picture. Eh.
alliteration WIN!
You’ve never bought a cheap item before? I’m not sure how much this set may cost, but if it’s very cheap, then the packageing isn’t going to look great. What about all the products “Made in China,” you can’t tell me you’ve seen perfect packageing with everything you’ve ever bought. Cheap packageing has flaws. To me it looks like it’s probably a cheap set. Also, just to throw this out there, I work in Photoshop on a daily basis. I believe it could or couldn’t be real.
“I believe it could or couldn’t be real.”
Tautology Fail.
Ashlee’s a politician.
Isn’t that a tautology win? It is always true that something either is or isn’t real.
Tautology fail/win (depending on if your view was positive or negative) would be ‘I believe this might be real or it might not be photoshopped’ It’s a re-statement of the former opinion (two twins, ATM machine etc)
You’re right, I have the exact same set sitting at my desk. No penis comment,
no crossing out of the circle, and no tip (let’s play JTT with the screwdriver!)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/15/Jeweler%27s_screwdriver_set.jpg/357px-Jeweler%27s_screwdriver_set.jpg
pwned!
totally photoshopz xD
WE’VE BEEN HAD!
I’m amazed. Truly amazed. The first comment was not ‘first’, nor ‘last’,
nor any other form comment failure. Thumbs up for not failing!
LAST! Below me gay everyone!